started writing my essay
i didn’t spend an hour drawing this for 17 notes
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
been waiting for this for ages yo
@ ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug LA Premiere’
HOW MANY WEEDS KATNISS TELL ME HOW MANY
3 maybe 4
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
i wanna experience myself in 3rd person i wanna see how much i hate myself
what should i ask for this christmas?
you genius little bitch
am i missing something here?
Omg i fell trying to stop laughing! What a genius
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.