Best friend? Relationship status? Favourite animal?
Anonymous

Best friend- the mirror

Relationship status- the ship of relations is indeed a float 

Favourite animal- Dolphin (they have sex for fun awh cuties)

If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine)

Willy Cartier is attractive regardless of gender hot damn 

(Source: youvegotaluckyface)

adventuresofcesium:

i can’t stop thinking about how the only reason that the fire nation didn’t manage to conquer and destroy the world is because katara flipped shit on her brother for making a sexist comment and stumbled upon aang in the iceberg

(Source: rapunzelie)

(Source: burgertv)

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.
—(via the-psycho-cutie)

(Source: parachute3s)

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

cuntchita:

penis-hilton:

tumblr sure ain’t fucking around

i live

(Source: cumdoodle)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

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you are the most evil person

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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